"Magic" Feedback

Well, it appears that I have successfully incited chaos on the Internet with my “Magic’s House” posting. By your comments, I was able to draw some of the following conclusions:

1. There are a lot of Lakers fans who enjoy reading about poop.
2. There are a staggering number of people who both have AIDS and are able to use the Internet. (Coincidence? I think not!)
3. People who do not find The Chronicles [of my anus] funny, are generally unoriginal and probably love Jesus a lot.

I’d like to touch on that third point for a minute. Whether you feel I’m an ignorant moron or not (even though I clearly am), you’d think that the last person could come up with a more original rip than calling me an ignorant moron again, right? Doesn’t anyone carry around a Thesaurus anymore?

Look, lame-o’s – I’ll help cure you of your originality deficiencies with a little brainstorming exercise. Work with me here:

jimmy hat, rubber, wrapper, raincoat, protection, lambskin, magnum, ribbed…

What are those? ... Give up? Those are all words that relate to condoms. Perhaps if you people would have known that, you wouldn’t be spreading around so much AIDS.

I should have known that there would be a lot of homos Googling this blog when I put the word “anus” in the title!

However, it's time to get back to what made this site great - more chronicles of my anus!!! I’ll be back later today with some great stories about the moist brownie batter that I sprayed from my rectal canal last night before I went to bed.